Surviving in a world of zombies

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You hear on the news that a plague has hit a rural area in an unknown area on the other side of the world, it's probably the same reaction you get when bird flu or mad cow disease, sad but containable so you carry on with your day and kind of forget about the whole thing... 
You get home and pop open a can of a refreshing cold beer (or coke) and you watch the sports channel when suddenly a red bar appears at the bottom of the screen reading " The human population has been affected by a deadly virus. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible" , the first thing you do is stare at the tv with panic and you become paralysed, you do not know what to do, you wait until more information is broadcasted, but nothing happens, instead a blue screen with a caption reading                [no signal]
What do you do? your cupboards only have a few cans of processed crap that would not fill you up with enough energy to last the week.. you were not taught properly how to hunt or defend, So many questions running through your head.
so what to do? well a few things you should do is rip your carpet (stay with me..) so you use the ripped pieces and string or tv cables and wrap the carpet around your body (not over your joints because you want to move) and that will give you protection if they catch you and rip the tube off the vaccum and break your window and attatch a shard on the end (and hey a few sharp knives) on the end and you have a wobbley weapon that would knock any blood sucking corpse off their feet.. So now you're ready.
look through your letterbox and slowly open the door, jump and let out a massive war cry  (YOU MOTHER FUDGERS!!!!!) Squint your eyes and run to you nearest library! 
There you will find the horror section, go and look up zombie novels! good luck!! ;)


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Andaelentari's avatar
:la: sounds very MacGuyver ish :P